Mary is bored with her sex life so to spice it up she decides to get a tatoo on her arse. She goes into the tattoists and ask for 2 dolphins- 1 on each cheek diving down her butt crack 'sorry' says the tattooist 'don't do dolphins', ok so she asks for 2 butterflies, fluttering across her bum 'no, don't do butterflies either' ok well what do you do? The tattooist replies 'I do a nice line in Bees'
That night Mary runs into the bedroom naked, turns around and bends over, saying to her hjusband 'Well what do you think of that?' and he replies 'Who the bloody hell is BOB'
Luckily its the tattoo joke I know (apart from the numb numb one

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