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Old 20-04-2008, 08:58 AM   #1
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Default Your imaginary dinner party

because I'm in the mood to play parlour games and it's *almost* impossible for people to argue about this ( I say 'almost'...)

I know we're a refined lot at heart, so you are cordially invited to post your imaginary dinner party, rules as they are as follows.

Guests

you can invite *six* guests, living or dead, fictional or actual.
staff
you can have two serving staff, who are generally people that you dislike immensely and want to cater to your every need.

food - you choose a starter, main course and dessert.

drink
- there is a fully stocked bar.

location
- where will you have your dinner party - again, anywhere actual, fictional or historical is fine.

example - heres mine.

guests-
stephen fry
Derren Brown
amelia earhart
Betty Broadbent (here, in case you don't know)
My mum (died 1991)
professor Snape.

waiting staff - Margaret Thatcher and Simon Cowell

Location, London 1973

starters - tapas including lots of chorizo and salami
main - huge big roast lamb with all the trimmings and plenty of garlic.
dessert - cheesecake.
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Old 20-04-2008, 09:09 AM   #2
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guests-
Kermit the Frog
Steve Albini
Al Pacino
Grace Jones
Fidel Castro
Dita von Teese

waiting staff - Laurel and Hardy

Location = Montecristo

starters - foie gras
main - Kobe beef steaks
dessert - Dita von Teese
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Old 20-04-2008, 09:12 AM   #3
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oh! my friends and i used to do something very similar and i was discussing it in the pub last night!
its a celebrity helicopter though.... haha.


i'd have
Stephen Fry,
Johnny Depp
Dawn French
Ade Edmonson
Noel Fielding

we'd have canapes, served by Dita Von Teese ( i don't hate her - i just think it'd be fun to be served by her) and george Bush (intense hatred)
in dracula's castle

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Guests- Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall. Ray Mears. Kate Bush. Lance Armstrong. Mark Gattiss. Bill Bailey

staff- Barry Scott (cilit bang man) Chris Eubank

food- Jumbo tiger king prawns with sweet chilli dipping sauce
Fish pie from my local pub
Carte d'or creme de marscaponie ice cream

drink- Guinness, jack daniels and jaeger.....in that order

location- Harlech castle north wales by moonlight
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Just me and a certain boy
Paris hotel in spring
and alot of pink chamapagne
maybe some whipped cream?
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Old 20-04-2008, 10:48 AM   #6
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Guests-
adolf hitler
winston churchill
marlene deitrich
richard winters
joan collins when she was young and fit

staff- stalin, lenin, tony bliar, dubya

food-
bagels with marscapone cheese and fried caramelised red onions for starters,

fake ham and white wine sauce pasta (tortelini) with sides of roasted veg and garlic bread.
or
braised tofu with the veg

FUCK I FORGOT THE AFTERS!

pudding! cornflake tart and custard, just like you got at school.

Driink- wild turkeys and cokes all round, schnaps for the krauts

Location-
The Wewelsburg castle
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Old 20-04-2008, 10:51 AM   #7
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Just me and a certain boy
Paris hotel in spring
and alot of pink chamapagne
maybe some whipped cream?
thats fair enough, but what will stesh say ?:P
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Guests
Bill Bailey
Stephen Fry
Debbie Harry
Oscar Wilde
Claire Fisher from Six Feet Under
Bernard Black from Black Books

Serving Staff
Courtney Love
My boss


Starter
Tapas
Main
Lasagne
Dessert
Warm choc fudge brownies with a little extra "something"
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Guests:

Joe Strummer
Socrates
Bernard Black from Black Books
Lars Frederiksen
Martin Scorcese
Tony Soprano

Serving: Someone who won't spit in the food

Food:

Starter: French Onion Soup with Gruyere Crouton
Main: Lobster in Garlic Butter
Dessert: My mums Tiramisu

To Drink: All about the Long Island Ice Teas

Place: The Bada Bing
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Guests:

My Dad
Larry David
Hunter Thompson
Bill Hicks
Bettie Page
Tim Armstrong (want to be designing t-shirts for Machete now).

Served by:Adolf Hitler & Churchill.

We'd be eating whatever Nigella Lawson (dressed in a Dita outfit) decided she wanted to cook for us.

Location? Quiet restaurant in Venice.
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