Old 06-11-2008, 12:13 AM   #1
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Hi guys

The new I Want One Of Those catalogue just landed on my mat and I eagerly read it. However I was horrified when I dread the description for those novely fake tattoo sleeves you can buy.

'In the unlikely event that you are already as festooned with tattoos as a drunken biker from the 'We're hard as nails' Chapter, then move along, there's nothing for you here. If however you fancy driving your mum or dad into a fit of rage, or you're going to a fancy dress party and can't be bothered to make an effort, then Tattoo Sleeves are for you. Transform yourself in an instant into someone well 'ard with little foresight but a high pain threshold. This is no cute butterfly on the bum effort, but a full-on, full-arm colour-fest. They are of course utterly gross, but that's the point, and they won't scupper your chances at your next job interview.'

Offended much? I have already written them a scathing email and intend to ring them and unleash my wrath tomorrow.

Feel free to do the same. ,


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Old 06-11-2008, 12:35 AM   #2
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That's a bit much...talk about stereotyping.
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:22 PM   #3
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very rude, we sell them tattoo sleeves in work, 2 types of people buy them, kids who think they are cool, and guys who think theyre hilarious.
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:24 PM   #4
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Let them think what they like, I say. The joke's on them, being the ones wearing fake tattoos! lol
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Pretty much all of that catalog is tongue in cheek though, they're hardly the Daily Mail
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:26 PM   #6
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Surely there are more important things in life to worry about?
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #7
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Nice one.......
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:19 PM   #8
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"with little foresight"

lol

i dropped out of "your" lifestyle mr catalogue dickhead...

keep on buying and selling your stupid fuckign trinkets..


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They also sold them in Sainsburys this halloween, snarf.
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They'd be fucking brilliant for robberies!

Imagine the headlines. "Tattooed Thug...."

Make a change, no?
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