Any good comebacks?

[LeeGriffin]

I always say, that by the time I'm old...I'm going to be sat in a chair pissing into a bag...the last thing on my mind will be how wrinkly my tattoos are.

[magnu]

When me and the OH are too old for sex we can still look at the pictures

[V]

Oh no, when do you get too old for sex?
I'm currently involved in writing a short story anthology on behalf of the Alzheimer's Society, and I have 2 grandparents with the disease. After seeing the hideous life these oldsters have, and reckoning that that's what i've got to look forward to, then I think a bit of ink is/will be the least of my worries.
I don't have a witty comeback. Enjoying reading all yours, though.

[letsavit]

I am old and do regret my first tattoos 22 years ago, they are costing me a lot of financial and physical pain to get them lasered for new ones...

[jonah212121]

Originally Posted by aram44

yea, 'F*CK OFF'.

god Aram your my hero xxxxxx

[jonah212121]

I just respond with I'll still look nails when I'm old I only have tattoos so i can look hard so all is good anyway

[littlestar]

I always say I think i will be more worried about going out without pissing my pants not what my tattoos look like.

[bustah]

You only live once, I'll do me and you can do you.

[mog]

Originally Posted by bustah

You only live once, I'll do me and you can do you.

Oh I like that one! Simple and friendly and to the point!

[LeeGriffin]

Total tattoo posted this on facebook...sums it up well really haha