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Arthur Poe 19-01-2006 08:46 AM

pay 2 lern how 2 tattoo? my lesson is free
 
I F_ _ _ KED UP THE 1ST 1 SO IM DOING THIS BS AGAIN. FOR ALL YOU SUPER KNOW IT ALL CARTOONEST/OOPS TATTOO ARTIST(IN MY BEST FRENCH) HOW I BECAME A TATTOO/BODY PIERCER GOD.
ONE DAY I WAS A HAROIN/CRACK HEAD JUNKY LOOSER WITH NOT A POT TO PISS IN BUT i DID HAVE A VAN.WHICH I SOLD FOR SOME DOPE AND A TICKET FROM ONE CRUMMY LITTLE CITY TO ANOTHER BIG CRaPY CITY THAT WAS COLDER THEN THE CRAP I JUST LEFT. i DECIDED TO GET CLEAN AND MAKE A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. I GOT OFF THE BUSS AND WENT TO A SALVATION ARMY SHELTER. I ATE 3 MEALS WENT TO SLEEP AND THE NEXT DAY I WENT OUT AND GOT A DEAD END JOB. I GOT SOME MONEY AND MOVED INTO A APARTMENT WITH ROOM MATES AND I GOT ANOTHER DEAD END JOB BUT IT WAS 300 A WEEK SO I WAS ABLE TO EXPLORE THE CITY AND I FELT PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT. I WAS GETTING IN MY LATE 20S AND NEVER HAD A TATTOO AND ONE OF MY ROOM MATES GOT ONE AND IT GAVE ME THE BUG. SO I GO AROUND LOOKIN AT SHOPS FROM THE OUTSIDE, I DIDNT HAVE A CAR SO LOOKING FROM A PUBLIC BUSS WAS AS GOOD AS IT WAS GOING TO GET AT 2 BELOW FREEZING OUTSIDE .I WAS UP NORTH AND IT WAS TO F-ING COLD TO GO GALOPING AROND ON MY TWO FEET LOOKING INTO SHOPS. sO I SEE THIS ONE SHOP ON 10TH ST AND ITS RIGHT BY MY HOUSE SO EVERY DAY I WOULD GO AND LOOK AROUND AND MADE GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MANAGER. HE WAS A SHORT LITTLE INDIAN A SAVVY LITTLE F--ER. HE HAD BEEN IN THE FED PINN FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID. AND AS I GOT TO KNOW HIM I GOT TO REALLY FIGURE HIM OUT.BECAUSE IM A LITTLE SAVVY FU--ER MY SELF. WHAT IT BOILD DOWN TO IS HE WAS A INDIAN. AND IT DONT MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR AN INDIAN WHEN YOUR IN THE FED PINN IF U GOT INDIAN IN YOU, YOU HAVE CERTAIN LITTLE RIGHTS. SUCH AS PRAYER TME. THE LAW SAYS THEY (BECAUSE OF THERE RELIGIOUS RIGHTS) SAYS THEY CAN HAVE A BIG ASS TP AND A BIG ASS SMOKE HOUSE AND THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE CERTAIN INKS! GET IT? RED AND BLACK MOSTLEY. SO HE BEING THE BIG CHIEF ALSO KNOWN AS MEDICAN OWL GAVE HIM RIGHTS TO KEEP UP WITH THE INKS IN RELIGIOUS CARAMONIES. ALSO IT MADE IT EASY FOR THEM TO GET A LITTLE HAPPY DRINK KNOWN AS WINE HOME MADE SHOOT I THINK THEY CALLED IT. HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE THAT INK THE RED AND BLACK INK SNEEK IT OFF AND BECAUS HE WAS ABLE TO DRAW WITH OILS AND WATER COLORS HE WAS ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO SOME SKIN. sOME TURNED OUT UGLY AS HELL BUT SOME!! TURNED OUT REAL GOOOD, TURNED OUT REAL GOOD ON THE FELLOWS THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE CONTACKTS ON THE OUT SIDE...SAY PEOPLE LIKE THE OUTLAW BIKERS FROM THE INDIANAPOLIS CHAPTER. WHO JUST SO HAPPEN TO OWN A TATTOO SHOP
SO HE GETS OUT AND STARTS LOOKING UP ALL THOSE CONTACTS HE MADE WHILE IN THE PIN AND IT JUST SO HAPPEN THE MAINMAN KNEW..THE MAIN MAIN MAN.AND HE JUST SO HAPPEN TO..WENT OUT OF TOWN AND BROKE HIS LEG AT DAYTONA. SO THERE SAT A GOOD TATTOO SHOP READY TO GO BEN SITTING THERE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS. THEY MEET UP AND THE LITTLE INDIAN COCK SUCKER BEING SAVVY AS HE WAS SHOWED THE MAIN MAN ALL HIS OIL AND WATER PAINTINGS. AND THEY LOOKED GOOD. THEN HE MADE A FEW CALLS AND THE WORD WAS OUT THE INDIAN WAS STRAIGHT UP AND HE EVEN HERD ABOUT SOME TATTOOS THAT HE HAD DONE IN THE PENN AND THAT THEY TURNED OUT WELL. SO HE GOT THE JOB...COCK SUCKER COULD NOT DO A GOOD TATTOO IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT BUT THE MAIN MAN WITH A BROKE HIP AND LEG COULDNT POSIBLEY CHECK EVERY THIUNG SO HE WENT WITH WHAT HE HAD.AND WHAT WAS TOLD TO HIM BY MEN HE TRUSTED. hE HAD THE SHOP UP AND RUNNING FOR ABOUT 5 MONTHS AND
THEN HERE I COME I HAD BEEN WORKING THERE 2 WEEKS AND AT THE END OF THE 2 WEEKS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY 300 A WEEK BS JOB. HE DONE GOT USE TO ME I WASA GOOD SELLER I COULD TURN A 50 DOLLOR TATTOO INTO A 150 DOLLOR TATTOO HE LIKED THAT. PLUS I CLEANED THE SHOP AND DID ALL THE TRACING WORK I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE NEEDLES ONE DAY SOME BODY SAID THAT THEY WANTED A TOUNGE PIERCING. AT FIRST WE HAD TO SAY NO.NEATHER ONE OF US KNEW HOW TO DO THAT BUT WE HERD ALL THE HORROR STORIES ABOUT IT SO WE SAID COME BACK MONDAY WE DONT HAVE A PIERCER HERE YET. hE ASKED ME DO i WANT TO GO FOR IT OR SHOULD HE HIRE A BODY PIERCER. i SAID HOW MUCH DO i MAKE?HE SAID I (THE SHOP) GET THE COST(THE MARK UP) OF THE BARBEL AND YOU GET WHAT EVER THE COST OF THE PIERCING. i SAID $40 HE SAID DEAL...OH i SAID..CAN i BUY THE AFTER CARE AND KEEP THE PROFIT ON THAT? SURE HE SAID WHY NOT. sO i ORDRED 2 DVDS NAMED THE HOLE TRUTH ABOUT BODY PIERCING. IT WAS A 2 PART DVD SET ONE WAS ON REGULAR PIERCING AND THE OTHER WAS ON EVERY THING BELOW THE BELT INCLUDING MEN. i DIDNT CARE. i WAS ABLE TO KEEP THE PROFIT OF THE AFTER CARE AND THE PIERCING WHICH WE AGREED SHOULD STAY NO HIGHER THEN $50 BUT WHEN IT CAME TO MEN BELOW THE BELT I WAS ALOWED TO CHARGE WHAT EVER I WANTED. AND WOMEN WERE THE SAME UNTILL IT CAME TO THE CLIT, THAT REALLY TOOK SOME TIME I CHARGED THE HELL OUT OF THAT AND I BEGAVE TO FIND OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE WELL....MANY PEOPLE FELT THAT IF YOU DIDDN'T CHARGE HIGH ENOUGH ON SOME THINGS AND DIDNT TAKE LONG ENOUGH THEY FELT LIKE THEY GOT ROBED THINKING HELL I COULD HAVE DONE THAT OR ANY ONE COULD DO THAT, THE 'IRONY" OF IT IS "YES" YOUR RIGHT..YOU CAN DO IT SHE CAN DO IT YOUR MOTHER CAN DO IT ANY ONE CAN DO IT BUT TRUE AS IT IS SOME THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO I WOULD NOT DO UNTILL I HAVE DONE MANY MANY MANY OF ALL THE THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO BEFORE I WOULD EVER ATEMPT TO DO IT.
SO HERE WE WERE 1 X-CONVICT WHO WAS RUNNING A TATTO SHOP THAT HAD BEEN ON THE SAME STREET FOR 10 YEARS AND A X-RECOVERING HARION ADDICT POSING AS A BODY PIERCER/TATTOO ARTIST. bRINGING IN OVER $2000.00 A WEEK THAT WAS JUST MY CUT. OUR VERY FIRST VICTOM GOD BLESS HER WANTED HER TOUNGED PIERCED. I WAS IN THE BACK LOOKIN OVER AND OVER THE DVD AS I ALL READY HAD DONE FOR 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS .HERE HE IS THE CONFADENT TATTOO SHOP MANAGER WHO HAS THIS IVE DONE THIS 1000 TIMES BEFORE LOOK ON HIS FACE. I OPEN THE CURTAIN AND WITH ONE LOOK AT HIS NAPOLEON STANCE I BEGANE TO LAUGH. AT 1ST IT WAS A MURMER..THEN IT WAS A GIGGLE HIS FACE TURNED RED HER TOUNGE STICKING OUT AND ALL OF THIS SPIT ALL OVER THE PLACE WE BEGANE TO LAUGH SO HARD INSIDE THAT WE HAD TO GO OUT SIDE THE BACK AN LET IT OUT..WHAT FOOLS WE ARE WE SAID. WE WENT THROUGH THE MOTIONS AGAIN LIKE ON THE VIDEO AND WENT BACK IN AND HE HELPED ME BY HOLDING HER MOUTH OPEN WIDER THEN IT NEEDED TO BE i GRABED HER TOUNG WHICH SLIPED OUT AND i GOT A DRY PAPPER TOWEL DRIED IT REAL GOOD PUTTING DENTIST COTTON SWABS IN THE CHEEKS TO STOP THE SALIVA MARKED THE SPOT AND PUSHED IN THE NEEDLE WHICH GAVE ITS OWN SMALL PROBLEMS THEN FALLOWED THROUGH WITH THE BARBEL. tHENH IT TOOK WHAT SEEMED AN HOUR TO GET THE STUPID BALL ON AND WHEN i DID I WAS DONE WE WERE DONE SHE RINCED HER MOUH OUT AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR I WAS HORRIFIED' TO SEE THAT IT WAS CROOKED BUT NOT REALLY BAD OR REALLY EVEN NOTICEABLE BUT TO ME IT WAS THE PISA TOWER.
i WAS SO THRILLED IT WAS A RUCH LIKE NO OTHER I HAD EVER HAD AND i JUST KNEW THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ME IN FELING, I NEW MY DAYS WERE NUMBERED. i WAA SURE WHE WOULD COME BACK WITH HER FRIENDS AND DEMANDING HER MONEY BACK AND THE WHOLE TOWN AND TATTOO PEOPLE WERE GOING TO KNOW I WAS A FRAUD.
2 DAYS LATTER SHE DID COME BACK LAUGHING AND BROUGHT HERE SISTER AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS AND i MADE GOOD MONEY THAT DAY, SO FROM THIN ON IT WAS ALL WAYS SOMTHING NEW. AND THEN AFTER 3 YEARS WENT BY i HAD A PORTFOLEO EQUELL TO NO OTHER. i WORKED AT PARTIES,CONCERTS,BONFIRES STRIP CLUBS KEEP THAT STORY TO MY SELF.
sO THERE YA GO. tHE SAME THING WENT WITH TATTOOS. wE OPENED A SHOP SUPPLIED ALL THE EQUIPMENT HIRED 1 OR 2 REAL TATTOO ARTIST AND PAID THEM WELL SO THEY WOULD STICK AROUND. THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING ARTIST WAS THEY WERE NOT AS EXPERANCED AS WE WERE LIKE I HAD BEEN PARTYING WITH DRUGS A LONG TIME I WAS OVER IT MAN DONE FOR I JUST WANTED TO PAY THE BILLS DRIVE A CAR THAT WONT BFREAK DOWN AN HAVE INSURANCE AND PUT MONEY AWAY OR EVEN HAVE A DECENT LADY FRIEND, I MEAN THEY COULDN'T KEEP CONTROLE OVER THERE DRUG USE IT WAS ALL WAYS A REVOLVING DOOR WITH ARTIST. FINALLY I DECIDED TO GO TO A LOCAL COLLAGE AND TALKED TO A BUNCH OF ARTIST MOSTLEY GRAPHIC ARTIST. I WOULD JUST SAY HEY DO YOU WAN TO MAKE A 1000.00 OR MORE A WEEK AND GO TO PARTIES AND GET LAID..YES! THEY WOULD SAY WELL COME WORK AT OUR TATTOO SHOP . THEY WERE GOOD KIDS(I SAY KIDS THEY WERE ALMOST MY AGE) NO DRUGS AND THEY HAD RESPONCABILATIES SO THEY MADE THERE MONEY WENT HOME AND SHOWED UP FOR WORK. MOST DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TATTOOING AN IN LESS THEN 5 HOURS THEY HAD IT DOWN GOOD ENOUGH TO TRANSFER ART FROM FLASH TO SKIN. SOME OF THE DOODS REALLY KICKED ASS AND DROPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND WENT ON TO BE WELL KNOWN I CANT SAY NAMES BUT YOU HAVE SEEN I THEM DIDN'T KNOW A THING BOUT TATTOOS BUT 3 YEARS LATTER OR 4 YEARS LATTER i COULD TRANNSFER ANY TATTOO FROM A PILE OF FLASH TO SKIN AND COLOR IT JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER TRANSFERIST, i DONT CALL EVERY PERSON THAT WORKS AT A tATTOO SHOP A tATTOO ARTIST,,NO NO NO..yOU HAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CAN TRACE A FLASH BOARD TRANSFER IT OVER TO SKIN,LET IT DRY,FALLOW THE OUT LINE, KEEP THE FLASH CLOSE TO YOU WHERE YOU CAN SEE IT (UNLESS U HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME FLASH FOR 10YEARS AND U JUST KNOW WHERE THE COLOR GOES) AND BOOM YOUR DONE YOU COLLECT YOUR MONEY. a TATTOO ATIST NOW IS A WHOL NOTHE STORY , YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, US TRANSFER COPIES CAN ONLY LOOK AT YOU AND DREAM.

Nathan2005 19-01-2006 09:01 AM

LMAO :rolleyes:

All you need to do now is learn how to spell

Rinkwraith 19-01-2006 09:44 AM

What language is that?

At some point I have an essay to do on how the internet effects language use - this will be a case study.

No idea what the guy was on about - I got a headache after the first "paragraph".

MidiPort 19-01-2006 10:39 AM

There you go folks.....the secret of Ed Gein's success!



'fess up! Who did it?

Full on 19-01-2006 10:40 AM

Jesus i hope that is a piss take if thats a true story i feel sorry for the people who got the work from them.

squidgystar 19-01-2006 10:44 AM

...only in america :rolleyes:

sly 19-01-2006 10:47 AM

I gave up after the first paragraph,can someone give me a recap cos my head hurts :confused:

the-tick 19-01-2006 10:48 AM

I can't even read that it makes my eyes hurt

Granny Gray 19-01-2006 10:49 AM

What a lot of bollocks!

MidiPort 19-01-2006 11:14 AM

mE AND BUBBA WENT AND GOT BEERS AND WENT TO MYE TRAILUR TO GET MYE SISTERWIFE TO KOOK SOME SQUIRLES. tHEN WE WENT TO THE TRACTUR POOL BUT WE DIDNT ENTER THE TRUCK COS IT WAS ABDUKTID BY ALIENS WEN WE WUR ON OWR WAY THARE.

Tina 19-01-2006 11:16 AM

Hehehe I gave up after the first line!

Granny Gray 19-01-2006 11:29 AM

Hee Hee :rolleyes:
Disappointed now - was hoping for another mikerocksharder - so enjoyed the punch ups :p

Rinkwraith 19-01-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Granny Gray
was hoping for another mikerocksharder - so enjoyed the punch ups :p

Ah now, Mike was class. At least he could take a bit of stick.

BTW LMAO @ Midi. Nice one.

Coley 19-01-2006 11:40 AM

Can't believe I actually wasted 5 minutes trying to decipher the first 2 paragraphs of that.....

Sorry folks I've told me Dad time and time again 'the forum is off limits after the pub!!'

Granny Gray 19-01-2006 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coley
Can't believe I actually wasted 5 minutes trying to decipher the first 2 paragraphs of that.....

Sorry folks I've told me Dad time and time a 'the forum is off limits after the pub!!'

You've only just got back from the pub?? :D

Coley 19-01-2006 11:49 AM

Yes sirry just stumbled out of the Saloon.......

Caroline 19-01-2006 12:13 PM

Eh?
 
It's not April 1st is it? :confused:

LuciiFera 19-01-2006 01:09 PM

I tried to put some spelling changes, some punctuation and paragraphing in here to make it readable. Don't know how to get the caps lock off though :confused: Here is the result -

F***KED UP THE FIRST ONE, SO IM DOING THIS B.S AGAIN. FOR ALL YOU SUPER-KNOW IT ALL-CARTOONIST/OOPS TATTOO ARTIST (IN MY BEST FRENCH) HOW I BECAME A TATTOO/BODY PIERCER GOD.
ONE DAY I WAS A HEROIN/CRACK HEAD JUNKY LOSER, WITH NOT A POT TO PISS IN- BUT I DID HAVE A VAN, WHICH I SOLD FOR SOME DOPE AND A TICKET FROM ONE CRUMMY LITTLE CITY, TO ANOTHER BIG CRAPPY CITY THAT WAS COLDER THEN THE CRAP I HAD JUST LEFT. I DECIDED TO GET CLEAN AND MAKE A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. I GOT OFF THE BUS AND WENT TO A SALVATION ARMY SHELTER. I ATE THREE MEALS, WENT TO SLEEP AND THE NEXT DAY I WENT OUT AND GOT A DEAD END JOB. I GOT SOME MONEY AND MOVED INTO A APARTMENT WITH ROOM MATES AND I GOT ANOTHER DEAD END JOB, BUT IT WAS 300 A WEEK SO I WAS ABLE TO EXPLORE THE CITY AND I FELT PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT. I WAS GETTING IN MY LATE TWENTIES AND HAD NEVER HAD A TATTOO, AND ONE OF MY ROOM MATES GOT ONE AND IT GAVE ME THE BUG. SO I GO AROUND LOOKING AT SHOPS FROM THE OUTSIDE. I DIDNT HAVE A CAR, SO LOOKING FROM A PUBLIC BUS WAS AS GOOD AS IT WAS GOING TO GET AT 2 BELOW FREEZING OUTSIDE .I WAS UP NORTH AND IT WAS TO F***ING COLD TO GO GALLOPING AROUND ON MY TWO FEET LOOKING INTO SHOPS. SO I SEE THIS ONE SHOP ON 10TH ST AND ITS RIGHT BY MY HOUSE, SO EVERY DAY I WOULD GO IN, LOOK AROUND AND MADE GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MANAGER.

HE WAS A SHORT LITTLE INDIAN A SAVVY LITTLE F***ER. HE HAD BEEN IN THE FED PENN FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID, AND AS I GOT TO KNOW HIM I GOT TO REALLY FIGURE HIM OUT - BECAUSE IM A LITTLE SAVVY FU**ER MYSELF. WHAT IT BOILED DOWN TO, IS HE WAS A INDIAN- AND IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU’RE AN INDIAN - WHEN YOU’RE IN THE FED PENN, IF U GOT INDIAN IN YOU, YOU HAVE CERTAIN LITTLE RIGHTS- SUCH AS PRAYER TME. THE LAW SAYS (BECAUSE OF THEIR RELIGIOUS RIGHTS) THAT THEY CAN HAVE A BIG ASS TEEPEE AND A BIG ASS SMOKE HOUSE, AND THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE CERTAIN INKS! GET IT? RED AND BLACK MOSTLY. SO HE BEING THE BIG CHIEF ALSO KNOWN AS MEDICINE OWL, GAVE HIM RIGHTS TO KEEP UP WITH THE INKS IN RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES. ALSO IT MADE IT EASY FOR THEM TO GET A LITTLE HAPPY DRINK KNOWN AS WINE, HOME-MADE SHOOT I THINK THEY CALLED IT. HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE THAT INK- THE RED AND BLACK INK, SNEAK IT OFF, AND BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO DRAW WITH OILS AND WATER COLORS, HE WAS ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO SOME SKIN. SOME TURNED OUT UGLY AS HELL BUT SOME TURNED OUT REAL GOOD. TURNED OUT REAL GOOD ON THE FELLOWS THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE CONTACTS ON THE OUTSIDE...SAY PEOPLE LIKE THE OUTLAW BIKERS FROM THE INDIANAPOLIS CHAPTER. WHO JUST SO HAPPEN TO OWN A TATTOO SHOP.

SO HE GETS OUT AND STARTS LOOKING UP ALL THOSE CONTACTS HE MADE WHILE IN THE PENN AND IT JUST SO HAPPEN THE MAINMAN KNEW..THE MAIN MAIN MAN, AND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO..GO OUT OF TOWN AND BROKE HIS LEG AT DAYTONA. SO THERE SAT A GOOD TATTOO SHOP READY TO GO, AND HAD BEEN SITTING THERE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS. THEY MEET UP AND THE LITTLE INDIAN COCK SUCKER BEING SAVVY AS HE WAS SHOWED THE MAIN MAN ALL HIS OIL AND WATER PAINTINGS, AND THEY LOOKED GOOD. THEN HE MADE A FEW CALLS AND THE WORD WAS OUT THE INDIAN WAS STRAIGHT UP. HE EVEN HEARD ABOUT SOME TATTOOS THAT HE HAD DONE IN THE PENN AND THAT THEY TURNED OUT WELL. SO HE GOT THE JOB...COCK SUCKER COULD NOT DO A GOOD TATTOO IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, BUT THE MAIN MAN WITH A BROKE HIP AND LEG COULDNT POSSIBLY CHECK EVERYTHING, SO HE WENT WITH WHAT HE HAD, AND WHAT WAS TOLD TO HIM BY MEN HE TRUSTED. HE HAD THE SHOP UP AND RUNNING FOR ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AND
THEN HERE I COME.

I HAD BEEN WORKING THERE TWO WEEKS AND AT THE END OF THE 2 WEEKS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY 300 A WEEK B.S JOB. HE DONE GOT USE TO ME, I WAS A GOOD SELLER I COULD TURN A 50 DOLLER TATTOO INTO A 150 DOLLER TATTOO HE LIKED THAT. PLUS I CLEANED THE SHOP AND DID ALL THE TRACING WORK I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE NEEDLES. ONE DAY SOME BODY SAID THAT THEY WANTED A TONGUE PIERCING. AT FIRST WE HAD TO SAY NO. NEITHER ONE OF US KNEW HOW TO DO THAT, BUT WE HEARD ALL THE HORROR STORIES ABOUT IT. WE SAID COME BACK MONDAY WE DONT HAVE A PIERCER HERE YET. HE ASKED ME DO I WANT TO GO FOR IT OR SHOULD HE HIRE A BODY PIERCER. I SAID ‘HOW MUCH DO I MAKE?’ HE SAID I (THE SHOP) GET THE COST(THE MARK UP) OF THE BARBELL AND YOU GET WHAT EVER THE COST OF THE PIERCING IS. I SAID ‘$40?’ HE SAID DEAL...’OH’ I SAID..’CAN I BUY THE AFTERCARE AND KEEP THE PROFIT ON THAT?’ SURE HE SAID WHY NOT. SO I ORDERD 2 DVDS NAMED ‘THE HOLE TRUTH ABOUT BODY PIERCING.’ IT WAS A 2 PART DVD SET ONE WAS ON REGULAR PIERCING AND THE OTHER WAS ON EVERY THING BELOW THE BELT INCLUDING MEN. I DIDN’T CARE. I WAS ABLE TO KEEP THE PROFIT OF THE AFTERCARE AND THE PIERCING WHICH WE AGREED SHOULD STAY NO HIGHER THEN $50 BUT WHEN IT CAME TO MEN BELOW THE BELT I WAS ALOWED TO CHARGE WHAT EVER I WANTED. AND WOMEN WERE THE SAME UNTILL IT CAME TO THE CLIT, THAT REALLY TOOK SOME TIME I CHARGED THE HELL OUT OF THAT AND I BEGAN TO FIND OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE WELL....MANY PEOPLE FELT THAT IF YOU DIDN'T CHARGE HIGH ENOUGH ON SOME THINGS, AND DIDNT TAKE LONG ENOUGH, THEY FELT LIKE THEY GOT ROBBED……. THINKING HELL I COULD HAVE DONE THAT, OR ANY ONE COULD DO THAT, THE 'IRONY" OF IT IS "YES" YOUR RIGHT..YOU CAN DO IT SHE CAN DO IT, YOUR MOTHER CAN DO IT, ANY ONE CAN DO IT. BUT TRUE AS IT IS SOME THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO I WOULD NOT DO UNTILL I HAVE DONE MANY MANY OF THE THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO BEFORE I WOULD EVER ATEMPT TO DO IT.


SO HERE WE WERE ONE EX-CONVICT WHO WAS RUNNING A TATTOO SHOP THAT HAD BEEN ON THE SAME STREET FOR 10 YEARS AND A EX-RECOVERING HEROIN ADDICT POSING AS A BODY PIERCER/TATTOO ARTIST. BRINGING IN OVER $2000.00 A WEEK…….. THAT WAS JUST MY CUT. OUR VERY FIRST VICTOM GOD BLESS HER WANTED HER TONGUE PIERCED. I WAS IN THE BACK LOOKIN OVER AND OVER THE DVD, AS I ALL READY HAD DONE FOR 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS. HERE HE IS THE CONFIDENT TATTOO SHOP MANAGER WHO HAS THIS ‘IVE DONE THIS 1000 TIMES BEFORE’ LOOK ON HIS FACE. I OPEN THE CURTAIN AND WITH ONE LOOK AT HIS NAPOLEON STANCE I BEGAN TO LAUGH. AT FIRST IT WAS A MURMUR..THEN IT WAS A GIGGLE HIS FACE TURNED RED, HER TOUNGE STICKING OUT AND ALL OF THIS SPIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. WE BEGANE TO LAUGH SO HARD INSIDE THAT WE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE THE BACK AN LET IT OUT..’WHAT FOOLS WE ARE,’ WE SAID. WE WENT THROUGH THE MOTIONS AGAIN LIKE ON THE VIDEO AND WENT BACK IN, AND HE HELPED ME BY HOLDING HER MOUTH OPEN WIDER THEN IT NEEDED TO BE. I GRABBED HER TONGUE WHICH SLIPPED OUT, AND I GOT A DRY PAPER TOWEL, DRIED IT REAL GOOD PUTTING DENTIST COTTON SWABS IN THE CHEEKS TO STOP THE SALIVA. I MARKED THE SPOT AND PUSHED IN THE NEEDLE, WHICH GAVE ITS OWN SMALL PROBLEMS, THEN FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH THE BARBELL. THEN IT TOOK WHAT SEEMED AN HOUR TO GET THE STUPID BALL ON, AND WHEN IT WAS, I WAS DONE. WE WERE DONE. SHE RINSED HER MOUTH OUT AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. I WAS HORRIFIED TO SEE THAT IT WAS CROOKED, BUT NOT REALLY BAD OR REALLY EVEN NOTICEABLE. BUT TO ME IT WAS THE PISA TOWER.
I WAS SO THRILLED IT WAS A RUSH LIKE NO OTHER I HAD EVER HAD, AND I JUST KNEW, THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ME IN FEELING, I KNEW MY DAYS WERE NUMBERED. I WAS SURE SHE WOULD COME BACK WITH HER FRIENDS AND DEMAND HER MONEY BACK, AND THE WHOLE TOWN AND TATTOO PEOPLE WERE GOING TO KNOW I WAS A FRAUD.
TWO DAYS LATER SHE DID COME BACK LAUGHING, AND BROUGHT HER SISTER AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS. I MADE GOOD MONEY THAT DAY, SO FROM THEN ON IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.


THEN AFTER THREE YEARS WENT BY, I HAD A PORTFOLIO EQUAL TO NO OTHER. I WORKED AT PARTIES, CONCERTS, BONFIRES, STRIP CLUBS…….. KEEP THAT STORY TO MYSELF.
SO THERE YA GO. THE SAME THING WENT WITH TATTOOS. WE OPENED A SHOP, SUPPLIED ALL THE EQUIPMENT, HIRED ONE OR TWO REAL TATTOO ARTISTS, AND PAID THEM WELL - SO THEY WOULD STICK AROUND. THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING ARTISTS, WAS THAT THEY WERE NOT AS EXPERIENCED AS WE WERE. I HAD BEEN PARTYING WITH DRUGS FOR A LONG TIME. I WAS OVER IT MAN- DONE FOR. I JUST WANTED TO PAY THE BILLS, DRIVE A CAR THAT WOULDN’T BREAK DOWN, HAVE INSURANCE, AND PUT MONEY AWAY - OR EVEN HAVE A DECENT LADYFRIEND. I MEAN, THEY COULDN'T KEEP CONTROL OVER THEIR DRUG USE. IT WAS ALWAYS A REVOLVING DOOR WITH ARTISTS. FINALLY I DECIDED TO GO TO A LOCAL COLLEGE AND TALKED TO A BUNCH OF ARTISTS. MOSTLY GRAPHIC ARTISTS. I WOULD JUST SAY ‘HEY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A 1000.00 OR MORE A WEEK, GO TO PARTIES AND GET LAID?’..YES! THEY WOULD SAY. ‘WELL COME WORK AT OUR TATTOO SHOP.’ THEY WERE GOOD KIDS (I SAY KIDS THEY WERE ALMOST MY AGE) NO DRUGS, AND THEY HAD RESPONSIBILTIES, SO THEY MADE THEIR MONEY, WENT HOME AND SHOWED UP FOR WORK. MOST DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TATTOOING AND IN LESS THAN 5 HOURS, THEY HAD IT DOWN GOOD ENOUGH TO TRANSFER ART FROM FLASH TO SKIN. SOME OF THE DUDES REALLY KICKED ASS, DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND WENT ON TO BE WELL KNOWN. I CANT SAY NAMES, BUT YOU HAVE SEEN THEM.


I DIDN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT TATTOOS, BUT THREE OR FOUR YEARS LATER, I COULD TRANSFER ANY TATTOO FROM A PILE OF FLASH TO SKIN, AND COLOUR IT JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER TRANSFERIST. I DON’T CALL EVERY PERSON THAT WORKS AT A TATTOO SHOP A TATTOO ARTIST -NO NO NO.. YOU HAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CAN TRACE A FLASH BOARD, TRANSFER IT OVER TO SKIN, LET IT DRY, FOLLOW THE OUTLINE, KEEP THE FLASH CLOSE TO YOU WHERE YOU CAN SEE IT (UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME FLASH FOR TEN YEARS AND YOU JUST KNOW WHERE THE COLOUR GOES) AND BOOM YOUR DONE! YOU COLLECT YOUR MONEY. A TATTOO ARTIST NOW IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, US TRANSFER COPIERS CAN ONLY LOOK AT YOU AND DREAM.

LuciiFera 19-01-2006 01:15 PM

*sigh* Well I tried :rolleyes:

Coley 19-01-2006 01:20 PM

Ok that was a lot easier to digest....Lucii you have patience of a saint to wade through that and I 'm very impressed, you speak Scottish and American :eek:

Still not quite sure what the moral of the story is..

Granny Gray 19-01-2006 01:22 PM

Well that was a labour of love Luciifera, but its still bollocks :rolleyes:

LuciiFera 19-01-2006 01:29 PM

Aye, I know, but I suppose I waded through it for selfish reasons...I wanted to know what the f**k he was on about. I'm still not sure.

Granny Gray 19-01-2006 01:31 PM

Oh bugger - I was hoping you could explain it to me :rolleyes: hee hee

Tiny Hotpants 19-01-2006 01:32 PM

Kinda reminds me of a 'Wierd Al Yankovich' or whatever he's called sketch

MidiPort 19-01-2006 01:36 PM

It's a blatant attempt to wind up the artists here.

Trying to look thick by talking about drug use, and keeping caps lock on, but the start of each sentence is lower case, inconsistencey there, cos this shows they have a literary level to have habbits developed to add proper layout and punctuation.

Tina 19-01-2006 01:41 PM

Guys we should respect this guy, he's a tattoo and piercing god after all...and look at the wonderful lesson in how to put your caps lock on he's given us all free of charge! :D

Nathan2005 19-01-2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coley
Lucii you have patience of a saint to wade through that..

more like far to much spare time on her hands. :p
GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN WOMAN :rolleyes:

Mr Pennywise 19-01-2006 03:32 PM

hold on, i dont think his font was big enough

I F_ _ _ KED UP THE 1ST 1 SO IM DOING THIS BS AGAIN. FOR ALL YOU SUPER KNOW IT ALL CARTOONEST/OOPS TATTOO ARTIST(IN MY BEST FRENCH) HOW I BECAME A TATTOO/BODY PIERCER GOD.
ONE DAY I WAS A HAROIN/CRACK HEAD JUNKY LOOSER WITH NOT A POT TO PISS IN BUT i DID HAVE A VAN.WHICH I SOLD FOR SOME DOPE AND A TICKET FROM ONE CRUMMY LITTLE CITY TO ANOTHER BIG CRaPY CITY THAT WAS COLDER THEN THE CRAP I JUST LEFT. i DECIDED TO GET CLEAN AND MAKE A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. I GOT OFF THE BUSS AND WENT TO A SALVATION ARMY SHELTER. I ATE 3 MEALS WENT TO SLEEP AND THE NEXT DAY I WENT OUT AND GOT A DEAD END JOB. I GOT SOME MONEY AND MOVED INTO A APARTMENT WITH ROOM MATES AND I GOT ANOTHER DEAD END JOB BUT IT WAS 300 A WEEK SO I WAS ABLE TO EXPLORE THE CITY AND I FELT PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT. I WAS GETTING IN MY LATE 20S AND NEVER HAD A TATTOO AND ONE OF MY ROOM MATES GOT ONE AND IT GAVE ME THE BUG. SO I GO AROUND LOOKIN AT SHOPS FROM THE OUTSIDE, I DIDNT HAVE A CAR SO LOOKING FROM A PUBLIC BUSS WAS AS GOOD AS IT WAS GOING TO GET AT 2 BELOW FREEZING OUTSIDE .I WAS UP NORTH AND IT WAS TO F-ING COLD TO GO GALOPING AROND ON MY TWO FEET LOOKING INTO SHOPS. sO I SEE THIS ONE SHOP ON 10TH ST AND ITS RIGHT BY MY HOUSE SO EVERY DAY I WOULD GO AND LOOK AROUND AND MADE GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MANAGER. HE WAS A SHORT LITTLE INDIAN A SAVVY LITTLE F--ER. HE HAD BEEN IN THE FED PINN FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID. AND AS I GOT TO KNOW HIM I GOT TO REALLY FIGURE HIM OUT.BECAUSE IM A LITTLE SAVVY FU--ER MY SELF. WHAT IT BOILD DOWN TO IS HE WAS A INDIAN. AND IT DONT MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR AN INDIAN WHEN YOUR IN THE FED PINN IF U GOT INDIAN IN YOU, YOU HAVE CERTAIN LITTLE RIGHTS. SUCH AS PRAYER TME. THE LAW SAYS THEY (BECAUSE OF THERE RELIGIOUS RIGHTS) SAYS THEY CAN HAVE A BIG ASS TP AND A BIG ASS SMOKE HOUSE AND THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE CERTAIN INKS! GET IT? RED AND BLACK MOSTLEY. SO HE BEING THE BIG CHIEF ALSO KNOWN AS MEDICAN OWL GAVE HIM RIGHTS TO KEEP UP WITH THE INKS IN RELIGIOUS CARAMONIES. ALSO IT MADE IT EASY FOR THEM TO GET A LITTLE HAPPY DRINK KNOWN AS WINE HOME MADE SHOOT I THINK THEY CALLED IT. HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE THAT INK THE RED AND BLACK INK SNEEK IT OFF AND BECAUS HE WAS ABLE TO DRAW WITH OILS AND WATER COLORS HE WAS ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO SOME SKIN. sOME TURNED OUT UGLY AS HELL BUT SOME!! TURNED OUT REAL GOOOD, TURNED OUT REAL GOOD ON THE FELLOWS THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE CONTACKTS ON THE OUT SIDE...SAY PEOPLE LIKE THE OUTLAW BIKERS FROM THE INDIANAPOLIS CHAPTER. WHO JUST SO HAPPEN TO OWN A TATTOO SHOP
SO HE GETS OUT AND STARTS LOOKING UP ALL THOSE CONTACTS HE MADE WHILE IN THE PIN AND IT JUST SO HAPPEN THE MAINMAN KNEW..THE MAIN MAIN MAN.AND HE JUST SO HAPPEN TO..WENT OUT OF TOWN AND BROKE HIS LEG AT DAYTONA. SO THERE SAT A GOOD TATTOO SHOP READY TO GO BEN SITTING THERE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS. THEY MEET UP AND THE LITTLE INDIAN COCK SUCKER BEING SAVVY AS HE WAS SHOWED THE MAIN MAN ALL HIS OIL AND WATER PAINTINGS. AND THEY LOOKED GOOD. THEN HE MADE A FEW CALLS AND THE WORD WAS OUT THE INDIAN WAS STRAIGHT UP AND HE EVEN HERD ABOUT SOME TATTOOS THAT HE HAD DONE IN THE PENN AND THAT THEY TURNED OUT WELL. SO HE GOT THE JOB...COCK SUCKER COULD NOT DO A GOOD TATTOO IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT BUT THE MAIN MAN WITH A BROKE HIP AND LEG COULDNT POSIBLEY CHECK EVERY THIUNG SO HE WENT WITH WHAT HE HAD.AND WHAT WAS TOLD TO HIM BY MEN HE TRUSTED. hE HAD THE SHOP UP AND RUNNING FOR ABOUT 5 MONTHS AND
THEN HERE I COME I HAD BEEN WORKING THERE 2 WEEKS AND AT THE END OF THE 2 WEEKS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY 300 A WEEK BS JOB. HE DONE GOT USE TO ME I WASA GOOD SELLER I COULD TURN A 50 DOLLOR TATTOO INTO A 150 DOLLOR TATTOO HE LIKED THAT. PLUS I CLEANED THE SHOP AND DID ALL THE TRACING WORK I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE NEEDLES ONE DAY SOME BODY SAID THAT THEY WANTED A TOUNGE PIERCING. AT FIRST WE HAD TO SAY NO.NEATHER ONE OF US KNEW HOW TO DO THAT BUT WE HERD ALL THE HORROR STORIES ABOUT IT SO WE SAID COME BACK MONDAY WE DONT HAVE A PIERCER HERE YET. hE ASKED ME DO i WANT TO GO FOR IT OR SHOULD HE HIRE A BODY PIERCER. i SAID HOW MUCH DO i MAKE?HE SAID I (THE SHOP) GET THE COST(THE MARK UP) OF THE BARBEL AND YOU GET WHAT EVER THE COST OF THE PIERCING. i SAID $40 HE SAID DEAL...OH i SAID..CAN i BUY THE AFTER CARE AND KEEP THE PROFIT ON THAT? SURE HE SAID WHY NOT. sO i ORDRED 2 DVDS NAMED THE HOLE TRUTH ABOUT BODY PIERCING. IT WAS A 2 PART DVD SET ONE WAS ON REGULAR PIERCING AND THE OTHER WAS ON EVERY THING BELOW THE BELT INCLUDING MEN. i DIDNT CARE. i WAS ABLE TO KEEP THE PROFIT OF THE AFTER CARE AND THE PIERCING WHICH WE AGREED SHOULD STAY NO HIGHER THEN $50 BUT WHEN IT CAME TO MEN BELOW THE BELT I WAS ALOWED TO CHARGE WHAT EVER I WANTED. AND WOMEN WERE THE SAME UNTILL IT CAME TO THE CLIT, THAT REALLY TOOK SOME TIME I CHARGED THE HELL OUT OF THAT AND I BEGAVE TO FIND OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE WELL....MANY PEOPLE FELT THAT IF YOU DIDDN'T CHARGE HIGH ENOUGH ON SOME THINGS AND DIDNT TAKE LONG ENOUGH THEY FELT LIKE THEY GOT ROBED THINKING HELL I COULD HAVE DONE THAT OR ANY ONE COULD DO THAT, THE 'IRONY" OF IT IS "YES" YOUR RIGHT..YOU CAN DO IT SHE CAN DO IT YOUR MOTHER CAN DO IT ANY ONE CAN DO IT BUT TRUE AS IT IS SOME THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO I WOULD NOT DO UNTILL I HAVE DONE MANY MANY MANY OF ALL THE THINGS THAT ANY ONE CAN DO BEFORE I WOULD EVER ATEMPT TO DO IT.
SO HERE WE WERE 1 X-CONVICT WHO WAS RUNNING A TATTO SHOP THAT HAD BEEN ON THE SAME STREET FOR 10 YEARS AND A X-RECOVERING HARION ADDICT POSING AS A BODY PIERCER/TATTOO ARTIST. bRINGING IN OVER $2000.00 A WEEK THAT WAS JUST MY CUT. OUR VERY FIRST VICTOM GOD BLESS HER WANTED HER TOUNGED PIERCED. I WAS IN THE BACK LOOKIN OVER AND OVER THE DVD AS I ALL READY HAD DONE FOR 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS .HERE HE IS THE CONFADENT TATTOO SHOP MANAGER WHO HAS THIS IVE DONE THIS 1000 TIMES BEFORE LOOK ON HIS FACE. I OPEN THE CURTAIN AND WITH ONE LOOK AT HIS NAPOLEON STANCE I BEGANE TO LAUGH. AT 1ST IT WAS A MURMER..THEN IT WAS A GIGGLE HIS FACE TURNED RED HER TOUNGE STICKING OUT AND ALL OF THIS SPIT ALL OVER THE PLACE WE BEGANE TO LAUGH SO HARD INSIDE THAT WE HAD TO GO OUT SIDE THE BACK AN LET IT OUT..WHAT FOOLS WE ARE WE SAID. WE WENT THROUGH THE MOTIONS AGAIN LIKE ON THE VIDEO AND WENT BACK IN AND HE HELPED ME BY HOLDING HER MOUTH OPEN WIDER THEN IT NEEDED TO BE i GRABED HER TOUNG WHICH SLIPED OUT AND i GOT A DRY PAPPER TOWEL DRIED IT REAL GOOD PUTTING DENTIST COTTON SWABS IN THE CHEEKS TO STOP THE SALIVA MARKED THE SPOT AND PUSHED IN THE NEEDLE WHICH GAVE ITS OWN SMALL PROBLEMS THEN FALLOWED THROUGH WITH THE BARBEL. tHENH IT TOOK WHAT SEEMED AN HOUR TO GET THE STUPID BALL ON AND WHEN i DID I WAS DONE WE WERE DONE SHE RINCED HER MOUH OUT AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR I WAS HORRIFIED' TO SEE THAT IT WAS CROOKED BUT NOT REALLY BAD OR REALLY EVEN NOTICEABLE BUT TO ME IT WAS THE PISA TOWER.
i WAS SO THRILLED IT WAS A RUCH LIKE NO OTHER I HAD EVER HAD AND i JUST KNEW THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ME IN FELING, I NEW MY DAYS WERE NUMBERED. i WAA SURE WHE WOULD COME BACK WITH HER FRIENDS AND DEMANDING HER MONEY BACK AND THE WHOLE TOWN AND TATTOO PEOPLE WERE GOING TO KNOW I WAS A FRAUD.
2 DAYS LATTER SHE DID COME BACK LAUGHING AND BROUGHT HERE SISTER AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS AND i MADE GOOD MONEY THAT DAY, SO FROM THIN ON IT WAS ALL WAYS SOMTHING NEW. AND THEN AFTER 3 YEARS WENT BY i HAD A PORTFOLEO EQUELL TO NO OTHER. i WORKED AT PARTIES,CONCERTS,BONFIRES STRIP CLUBS KEEP THAT STORY TO MY SELF.
sO THERE YA GO. tHE SAME THING WENT WITH TATTOOS. wE OPENED A SHOP SUPPLIED ALL THE EQUIPMENT HIRED 1 OR 2 REAL TATTOO ARTIST AND PAID THEM WELL SO THEY WOULD STICK AROUND. THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING ARTIST WAS THEY WERE NOT AS EXPERANCED AS WE WERE LIKE I HAD BEEN PARTYING WITH DRUGS A LONG TIME I WAS OVER IT MAN DONE FOR I JUST WANTED TO PAY THE BILLS DRIVE A CAR THAT WONT BFREAK DOWN AN HAVE INSURANCE AND PUT MONEY AWAY OR EVEN HAVE A DECENT LADY FRIEND, I MEAN THEY COULDN'T KEEP CONTROLE OVER THERE DRUG USE IT WAS ALL WAYS A REVOLVING DOOR WITH ARTIST. FINALLY I DECIDED TO GO TO A LOCAL COLLAGE AND TALKED TO A BUNCH OF ARTIST MOSTLEY GRAPHIC ARTIST. I WOULD JUST SAY HEY DO YOU WAN TO MAKE A 1000.00 OR MORE A WEEK AND GO TO PARTIES AND GET LAID..YES! THEY WOULD SAY WELL COME WORK AT OUR TATTOO SHOP . THEY WERE GOOD KIDS(I SAY KIDS THEY WERE ALMOST MY AGE) NO DRUGS AND THEY HAD RESPONCABILATIES SO THEY MADE THERE MONEY WENT HOME AND SHOWED UP FOR WORK. MOST DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TATTOOING AN IN LESS THEN 5 HOURS THEY HAD IT DOWN GOOD ENOUGH TO TRANSFER ART FROM FLASH TO SKIN. SOME OF THE DOODS REALLY KICKED ASS AND DROPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND WENT ON TO BE WELL KNOWN I CANT SAY NAMES BUT YOU HAVE SEEN I THEM DIDN'T KNOW A THING BOUT TATTOOS BUT 3 YEARS LATTER OR 4 YEARS LATTER i COULD TRANNSFER ANY TATTOO FROM A PILE OF FLASH TO SKIN AND COLOR IT JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER TRANSFERIST, i DONT CALL EVERY PERSON THAT WORKS AT A tATTOO SHOP A tATTOO ARTIST,,NO NO NO..yOU HAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CAN TRACE A FLASH BOARD TRANSFER IT OVER TO SKIN,LET IT DRY,FALLOW THE OUT LINE, KEEP THE FLASH CLOSE TO YOU WHERE YOU CAN SEE IT (UNLESS U HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME FLASH FOR 10YEARS AND U JUST KNOW WHERE THE COLOR GOES) AND BOOM YOUR DONE YOU COLLECT YOUR MONEY. a TATTOO ATIST NOW IS A WHOL NOTHE STORY , YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, US TRANSFER COPIES CAN ONLY LOOK AT YOU AND DREAM.

Tina 19-01-2006 03:35 PM

OMG I've just gone blind :eek:

Mr Pennywise 19-01-2006 03:36 PM

I just tried to read what he typed, and I got as far as

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arthur Poe
FOR ALL YOU SUPER KNOW IT ALL CARTOONEST/OOPS TATTOO ARTIST(IN MY BEST FRENCH) HOW I BECAME A TATTOO/BODY PIERCER .

PISS ON THIS FUCKING TURD!!!!!!

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MonkeyChick 19-01-2006 03:42 PM

Why did you make it bigger, evil Mr Pennywise?! You've broken my eyes!!!!

Mr Pennywise 19-01-2006 03:45 PM

its actually a lot easier to follow in old person sized lettering.....:)

MonkeyChick 19-01-2006 03:47 PM

I just found it even more annoying!

Mr Pennywise 19-01-2006 03:48 PM

good for you, at least I made someone feel a different emotion:) Gives variety in life:)

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fluffer 19-01-2006 06:32 PM

can i have the last 5 minutes of my time back sucker, jeez shuld of made a film instead

automatica 19-01-2006 06:34 PM

i managed to read all of that somehow.
i think it helps to have redneck accent going in your head :D

yee haw muthafuckers ;)

Charlie 19-01-2006 06:48 PM

For shame, i actually think he may be a french speaking canadian.

Would explain the crap writing and the references to the cold. It hits minus 60 C in the north regularly

cunningstunt 19-01-2006 08:19 PM

What the fucking 'ell was that all about?I love that this redneck idiot got a rush,sorry 'ruch' from doing a wonky tongue piercing.Wonder if he gets excited putting up shelves that fall off walls or repairing a car only to have the wheels fall off.What a chump. :rolleyes:

Mythistory 19-01-2006 08:57 PM

I tried to read it, but all I could hear was duelling banjo's.
myth

elov8 19-01-2006 09:29 PM

?
 
"only in america!"


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