Old 06-03-2009, 11:44 PM   #18441
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What does 'ftw' mean

I know I will wish I'd never asked because it's bound to be so obvious
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Old 06-03-2009, 11:51 PM   #18442
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squirmysquirm,does crash have a hygiene problem down there then
No, I was talking about someone else's ball bag *hasty exit from thread*
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Old 06-03-2009, 11:52 PM   #18443
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No, I was talking about someone else's ball bag *hasty exit from thread*
Not mine !!!!!
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:10 AM   #18444
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I inadvertently blurted out that some cheese n chive crinkley crisps Crash was eating the other week tasted like ball bags. We were at the pub with his kids at the time.
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What does 'ftw' mean
I had to ask recently too! It's apparently For The Win or Fuck The World. It seems to most often mean that something's great.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:29 AM   #18445
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hormonal rant: I'm grotesquely fat and uncomfortable and at 7 months pregnant my boss is still asking me to run around scrubbing out cupboards and other generally shit jobs that require lots of bending down and backwards and forwards-ing... nothing he's asking me to do puts me at risk so I can't refuse to do it I'm just upset and pissed off that he's such a lazy cunt, that despite me looking like I'm about to shit a whale out, he'd rather make me do it than get off his arse and do it himself. I've resolved to go in on monday and say that if I can't be given desk work then I'm starting my maternity leave early but in the mean time I've got myself upset and worked up over it
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:55 AM   #18446
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hormonal rant: I'm grotesquely fat and uncomfortable and at 7 months pregnant my boss is still asking me to run around scrubbing out cupboards and other generally shit jobs that require lots of bending down and backwards and forwards-ing... nothing he's asking me to do puts me at risk so I can't refuse to do it I'm just upset and pissed off that he's such a lazy cunt, that despite me looking like I'm about to shit a whale out, he'd rather make me do it than get off his arse and do it himself. I've resolved to go in on monday and say that if I can't be given desk work then I'm starting my maternity leave early but in the mean time I've got myself upset and worked up over it
that is shit
no fair,kick him in the nuts and take that desk work,or tell him if not a verry angry 17 stone pig may pay him a vist
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:10 AM   #18447
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that is shit
no fair,kick him in the nuts and take that desk work,or tell him if not a verry angry 17 stone pig may pay him a vist
And a 16 stone GIMP
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:26 PM   #18448
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that is shit
no fair,kick him in the nuts and take that desk work,or tell him if not a verry angry 17 stone pig may pay him a vist
......*swoon*
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:58 PM   #18449
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selfish twat , i bet he wouldnt be happy if someone was asking that of his pregnant wife.

he is probably just trying to get as much work out of you before you go on maternity leave, it sucks squidgystar. try not to let it get you too upset x
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:31 PM   #18450
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And a 16 stone GIMP
and an 11stone full of cider and fighting talk haha
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