That night you spotted me, Neek should have been with me too. By the time we got into town she was piss wet through from the rain, so she turned round and went straight home.
You had a close shave there, almost encountering the 2 biggest SD bellends about.
Hello mate, can I just ask... what's the deal with this Gash Collective party in the park thing coming up? If I'm right in saying it's on the 18th, me and the wife have just moved to Rusholme, and Kimmy, Stesh and Big Chris Fireshorts are all down to visit and stay over that day!
Is it Whitworth Park? Platt Fields Park? Birchfields Park?